perks-of-being-chinese:

gnarly:

flirting with your crush like

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why

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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arsenic-in-my-catnip:

spookybal:

deanfrompurgatory:

thehousesofhades:

IT MAKES ME SAD TO THINK THAT WHEN I DIE THERES GOING TO BE ABOUT A THOUSAND BOOKS PUBLISHED WITH STORIES THAT IM NOT ABLE TO READ BECAUSE I DIED

WHAT ABOUT THE TV SHOWS

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That’s it
I’m becoming immortal

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
- Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via marvelstorm)